Frasier (TV Series)

Docu.Drama (2001)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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• Martin Crane : So have you heard from Daphne how things are going at the fat camp?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, please, it's a spa.

  Martin Crane : Oh sorry. So how're things going at the fat spa?

• Martin Crane : Hey Niles, you're just in time for my chili, it's the best batch I've made all week.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, do you ever miss vegetables?

  Martin Crane : For your information, College, the bean *is* a vegetable.

• Martin Crane : [after agreeing to make a kite with Niles]  What the hell? You know, I'm gonna go make some sketches. You know, I always wanted to try a dragon.

  Dr. Niles Crane : That's a great idea! We'll name it Fafnir, after Siegfried's fiery nemesis!

  Martin Crane : Maybe we'll just make a fish.