Frasier (TV Series)
Dinner at Eight (1993)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Niles : I'll, I'd like a, a petit filet mignon, very lean, not so lean that it lacks flavour, but not so fat that it leaves drippings on the plate. And I don't want it cooked - just lightly seared on either side, pink in the middle; not a true pink, but not a mauve either, something in between, bearing in mind the slightest error either way, and it's ruined.
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Niles : Say, funny thing happened the other day, uh. One of my patients had a rather amusing Freudian Slip. Uh, he was having dinner with his wife and he meant to say, "Pass the salt," but instead he said, "You've ruined my life you blood-sucking shrew."
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Frasier : Daphne, this is my brother Niles.
[Frasier leaves to get a photo for Niles]
Niles : [turning to face Daphne] Hmm... You're Daphne?
Daphne : Why, yes I am!
Niles : Well, I...
[Niles walks over to her and shakes her hand]
Niles : When Frasier told me he'd hired an Englishwoman, I pictured someone a little more... not quite so... you're Daphne?
Daphne : It's nice to meet you.
[Daphne takes her hand away and goes back to sorting the laundry; Meanwhile,Frasier returns with the photo for Niles]
Niles : Well, what a lovely accent. Is that, er, Manchester?
Daphne : Yes. How'd you know?
Niles : Oh, I'm quite the anglophile; I'm sure Frasier and dad have already told you.
Daphne : No, they didn't mention it.
Niles : Ah... you undoubtedly guessed as much when they said I'd spent a year studying at Cambridge.
Daphne : No, they didn't mention that, either.
Niles : I guess my father and brother don't spend a lot of time talking about me when I'm not around!
Daphne : Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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Daphne : Well, I'm off to my poker game.
[to Niles]
Daphne : It was nice seeing you again, Dr. Crane...
[They shake hands but Daphne holds on for a moment]
Daphne : Oh, wait a minute! I'm getting something on you...
[Niles looks at Frasier, confused]
Frasier : [explaining] She's psychic. We've decided to find it charming.
[Niles looks back at Daphne]
Daphne : You have occasional bouts of colitis, don't you?
Niles : Yes!
[Satisfied, Daphne lets go of his hand and goes to the door as Niles watches her, almost in awe]
Niles : Frasier... she's phenomenal!
Daphne : [at the door] It's a gift. Well, cheerio!
Niles : Ta-ta!
[Daphne exits]
Frasier : Niles, you've never had colitis a day in your life!
Niles : I know, but I couldn't bear to disappoint her...
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Niles : Oh, for goodness sake, Frasier! I'm a happily married man! Maris means the world to me. Why, just the other day I kissed her for no reason whatsoever.
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Niles : In the middle of dressing for the evening, she suddenly slumped down on the edge of the bed in her half-slip and sighed. Of course, I knew then and there that dinner was not to be.
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Niles : [about his father] Outside of our last name and abnormally well-developed calf muscles, we have nothing in common with the man.