Frasier (TV Series)
Dinner at Eight (1993)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Frasier : Daphne, this is my brother Niles.
[Frasier leaves to get a photo for Niles]
Niles : [turning to face Daphne] Hmm... You're Daphne?
Daphne : Why, yes I am!
Niles : Well, I...
[Niles walks over to her and shakes her hand]
Niles : When Frasier told me he'd hired an Englishwoman, I pictured someone a little more... not quite so... you're Daphne?
Daphne : It's nice to meet you.
[Daphne takes her hand away and goes back to sorting the laundry; Meanwhile,Frasier returns with the photo for Niles]
Niles : Well, what a lovely accent. Is that, er, Manchester?
Daphne : Yes. How'd you know?
Niles : Oh, I'm quite the anglophile; I'm sure Frasier and dad have already told you.
Daphne : No, they didn't mention it.
Niles : Ah... you undoubtedly guessed as much when they said I'd spent a year studying at Cambridge.
Daphne : No, they didn't mention that, either.
Niles : I guess my father and brother don't spend a lot of time talking about me when I'm not around!
Daphne : Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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Daphne : Well, I'm off to my poker game.
[to Niles]
Daphne : It was nice seeing you again, Dr. Crane...
[They shake hands but Daphne holds on for a moment]
Daphne : Oh, wait a minute! I'm getting something on you...
[Niles looks at Frasier, confused]
Frasier : [explaining] She's psychic. We've decided to find it charming.
[Niles looks back at Daphne]
Daphne : You have occasional bouts of colitis, don't you?
Niles : Yes!
[Satisfied, Daphne lets go of his hand and goes to the door as Niles watches her, almost in awe]
Niles : Frasier... she's phenomenal!
Daphne : [at the door] It's a gift. Well, cheerio!
Niles : Ta-ta!
[Daphne exits]
Frasier : Niles, you've never had colitis a day in your life!
Niles : I know, but I couldn't bear to disappoint her...
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Frasier : Daphne, what are you doing?
Daphne : [Shaking a pair of Frasier's boxer shorts] Fluffing your knickers.
Frasier : Look, I appreciate everything you are doing, Daphne, but a man's knickers are certainly...
[snatches them from Daphne and rubs them against his cheek]
Frasier : Oh! Oh! How do you get them so soft?
Daphne : Fabric softener and twice through the fluff cycle!
[Hands them back to Daphne]
Frasier : Oh, well, keep up the good work!
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Frasier : Where's Maris? Are you two taking separate elevators again?