Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, one last warning. Take it from someone who knows you both: you and Roz are NOT a good couple.
Dr. Niles Crane : I understand you're saying that, but believe me, I have seen a new Roz today and underneath that brazen exterior she is a sweet, sensitive, shy and vulnerable woman.
Roz Doyle : [calling from kitchen] Niles, have you seen my nipples?
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Roz Doyle : Oh, no you don't! Donny is seeing Daphne and I am not the kind who steals other people's boyfriends! Not friends' boyfriends... not good friends'...
[distraught]
Roz Doyle : Not again!
Dr. Niles Crane : Roz, you might recall you went out with him for six months. She's only seen him three or four times, they're not even sleeping together.
Roz Doyle : What? How would you know?
Dr. Niles Crane : She told me. I don't want to be the bad guy here, but you did have him first and he did want to make a life with you.
Roz Doyle : [thinks about it, then] Listen, there is no way that I am going... She hasn't slept with him?
Dr. Niles Crane : She's English.
Roz Doyle : [thinks about it more, then] Why don't you just admit it? You're just doing this because you want Daphne.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes! Yes! Yes, I want Daphne - I think we belong together, just like I think you and Donny belong together, and why should two people be happy when four people can be ecstatic?
