Quotes
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Roz Doyle : I don't mind the hamster dying, but I don't know how to break the news to Alice, she never had anything die before.
Daphne Moon : How did your parents break it to you?
Roz Doyle : The wrong way. When I was 6, I had a canary that died, and that night my dad sat on my bed and told me that dying is just going to sleep and never waking up. Then he turned out the light and said 'Goodnight'.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, may I get a double latte please, one shot of decaf espresso, one shot of regular espresso, with some steamed low-fat milk and some non-fat foam?
James the Barista : Sure.
Dr. Niles Crane : Well?
Dr. Frasier Crane : He didn't even blink an eye. The man's unflappable!
Daphne Moon : He's amazing, isn't he?
Dr. Niles Crane : He made me a chai spice ristretto americano con panna as if people had been drinking them for centuries!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Truly this is a golden age.
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Roz Doyle : I just bought Alice a new hamster and it kept me up all night running around on that squeaky damn wheel.
Daphne Moon : Why don't you get it a quieter wheel?
Dr. Niles Crane : Or oil the squeak?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Or take the wheel out at night?
James the Barista : Or put the cage in another room? - followed by a wry smile
Roz Doyle : Where were you all at 3 this morning, when I was trying to shove a Sominex into a carrot?
