Frasier (TV Series)

Daphne Hates Sherry (1997)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Sherry : Morning, handsome! Did I say that before?

  Martin Crane : Before, and after!

  Frasier : [They laugh while Daphne looks disgusted]  Please, would you two spare me the single entendre this morning?

• Martin Crane : Come on now, you don't want to say something you're going to regret! Now you're acting like a couple of fishwives!

  [Daphne and Sherry both stare at him, offended] 

  Martin Crane : See, I'm regretting that one already.

• Martin Crane : Ooh, it looks like it's going to be another scorcher.

  Frasier : Mmhmm.

  Martin Crane : Radio said high nineties.

  Frasier : [not interested]  Yes, it's hot.

  Martin Crane : Yeah, well, I guess they'll be some more brown-outs. Hate to think what it's gonna do to the crops.

  [He takes a part of Frasier's newspaper] 

  Frasier : Dad please, I'm trying to read.

  Martin Crane : Oh, sure, sorry.

  [reading] 

  Martin Crane : Ooh, double homicide last night. Yeah, with this heat wave though I'm not surprised. I wonder what started that?

  Frasier : [Glaring]  Perhaps someone wouldn't stop talking about the weather.

  Martin Crane : [Oblivious]  Yeah, you might be right, it's a real scorcher out there.

• Frasier : All right, all right, fine, it's like the Roman emperor Tiberius, his mother Livia, and his wife Vipsania.

  Martin Crane : What?

  Sherry : Huh?

  Daphne : Who?

  Niles : Go on.