Frasier (TV Series)

Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine (1997)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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• Frasier : You old fraud!

  Martin Crane : What?

  Frasier : You made her think she'd broken your heart.

  Martin Crane : Well, of course I did. If a woman breaks up with you, you have to act sad. It's only polite.

  Frasier : Polite? My God, Dad, guilt is a very destructive emotion...

  Martin Crane : Ah, spare me the Ivy League bull. There ain't a dame alive who wouldn't rather break a guy's heart than think she hadn't even made a dent in it. I may not have been to Harvard, but I have been to the College of Love.

  Frasier : Apparently on a Spillane Fellowship!

• Martin Crane : I guess it's too much to expect my own family to make a person I care about feel welcome.

  Frasier : Wait a minute! When did you ever make any of the women we were involved with feel welcome?

  Niles : Ooh! Frasier, you're right. He almost got away with that.

  Frasier : When did Lilith ever set foot in your house that you didn't make her feel as wanted as a fungus?

  Niles : Not to mention my Maris.

  Martin Crane : You're comparing a warm lady like Sherry to Frosty the Snow- wife?