Frasier (TV Series)
Cheerful Goodbyes (2002)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli LeBec
Quotes
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Carla : Frasier, we were so close and then you had to show up and ruin everything.
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[speeches at Cliff's retirement party]
Carla : I'd like to say that I'll miss you... but it sticks in my throat like your rotten deviled eggs. I hate your guts! The way you talk and talk and talk about nothing. The way you walk, your stupid white socks...
Frasier : Carla!
Carla : Back off, I'm toasting! The 20 years I have known you would have been less painful if I were covered with open sores and thrown into a pit with a bunch of diseased rats! But now, finally you're leaving! I know I am not as young as I used to be, but I can live again! I can live again! Finally, I can live!
[she laughs maniacally, then subsides as she notices everyone staring at her]
Carla : Anyway, God bless.
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Carla , Frasier , Cliff Clavin , Phil , Paul Krapence , Walt Twitchell , Jeremy , Bartender , The Audience in Studio : Norm
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Carla : Frasier! Look at you. I forgot how big your head is.
