Frasier (TV Series)

Bully for Martin (2001)

Robert Picardo: Charlie Koechner

Quotes 

• Charlie Koechner : None of the other guards has any trouble with my dad. Maybe your dad needs to toughen up a little.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : My father fought in Korea.

  Charlie Koechner : Did he? Or did you fight the Koreans for him?

• Dr. Frasier Crane : if you don't mind, could we keep this meeting between us? I'd hate to have my father think that I went behind his back.

  Charlie Koechner : You're asking me to conceal something from my own father? I don't know if I can do that. On the other hand, if you were a client, I'd be obligated to keep this confidential.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : If you're implying what I think you are, Mr. Koechner, I hope, for your sake, you brought some brochures.

• Charlie Koechner : I like face-to-facing with new clients, especially those in the public eye who need the kind of custom-tailored security that we specialize in. So, what is it? Stalker? Blackmailer? Random nut job?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm sorry, but I'm not actually in the market for security services.

  Charlie Koechner : Well that's strange because your phone message said "I'm in the market for security services."

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, I can see how that may have been misleading.