Frasier (TV Series)

Bristle While You Work (2002)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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• Martin Crane : [to Frasier]  You're being too picky. It's just housekeeping, not rocket science.

  Daphne Moon : I beg to differ. You don't even know half of what I used to do around here. Like dusting the plant leaves or rotating your underwear.

  Martin Crane : Excuse me?

  Daphne Moon : Every month, I used to throw out your oldest pair and put in two new pairs. Did it ever occur to you that you never had to buy underwear in ten years?

  Martin Crane : I thought I got hold of a good batch.

• Trish Haney : Okay, but you still owe me for the days I was supposed to be here last week.

  Martin Crane : Sure, sure. And there'll be a check in the mail sometime after the first...

  [closes the door] 

  Martin Crane : ... asteroid hits Earth!