Frasier (TV Series)

Big Crane on Campus (2000)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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Quotes 

• [cooking with Daphne] 

  Niles : Whisk.

  [she hands it to him, he whisks] 

  Niles : Spoon.

  [she hands it to him, he stirs] 

  Niles : Cheese cloth.

  [she wipes his brow; the oven pings] 

  Niles : Perfect timing. Daphne, open the oven.

  [he places it in the oven] 

  Niles : Ready.

  Daphne : Shall I close, Dr. Crane?

  Niles : Please.

  Daphne : Do you think it'll be all right?

  Niles : It's out of our hands now, Daphne.

• Frasier : Hello, Niles. How are you?

  Niles : Fine. Although the oddest thing just happened.

  Frasier : Oh, that man on the corner's name is Pete. If you give him a dollar his monkey won't make those rude gestures.

  Niles : No, this is about Daphne. I burned my hand while I was cooking and she began putting first aid cream on it and in a very tender way and then, em, dad came in and she jumped as if she felt guilty. Is it possible Daphne has feelings for me?

  Frasier : No.

  Niles : Ah well, as long as you've considered it from all angles!

  Frasier : If she was tender it was because you burnt your hand, if she jumped it was because dad startled her. Come on, Niles, can't you see what's really going on here?

  Niles : Well, obviously I haven't a clue. I thought that man's monkey was waving hello.

• Frasier : Oh, Niles, what are you doing here?

  Niles : Well, I've got a crisis. Tomorrow's Mel's birthday and I'm planning a very romantic evening, but my Gagino is on the fritz.

  Martin Crane : Oh jeez, I don't need to hear this!

  Frasier : Dad! It's a stove!