Frasier (TV Series)
Beware of Greeks (1998)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Daphne Moon : How much longer do we have stay?
Martin Crane : What are you in such a snit about?
Daphne Moon : This lot. Thanks to your sister-in-law, they're all sniggering about me being your "physical therapist."
Martin Crane : Oh, don't let it bother you. She's always been a pain.
Daphne Moon : You're telling me. Dried-up old grape leaf!
Martin Crane : Yeah, and she's one to talk about reputations, too. Between you and me, before she married my brother, she was easier to make than a peanut butter sandwich.
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Dr. Niles Crane : It's a moot point. We're not invited, thanks to Frasier's more-than-usually inept advice.
Martin Crane : Can you imagine what it's like to live in the same city as your brother and not see him for five years?
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, but I'd like to give it a try.
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[after Martin and Daphne have dissed Zora and Walt, Ed reveals that he hid his video camera nearby, pointing at them]
Ed : I wanted to capture the whole family, naturally, just as they are.
Martin Crane : Well... we were really boring! I mean, why don't you just rewind that a few minutes and then start over?
Ed : Funny, Mrs. Pappas said the same thing.
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Aunt Zora Crane : Who is this pretty young thing?
Martin Crane : Oh, this is Daphne Moon. She's my physical therapist.
Aunt Zora Crane : Oh... that's what they call it these days?
[slaps him playfully]
Aunt Zora Crane : You dirty old man!
[she moves off into the crowd, laughing, while Martin tries to calm Daphne]
Daphne Moon : I've never been so insulted...!
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Martin Crane : I can't believe that because of your big mouth, Zora won't even let me in her restaurant!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Forcing you to go elsewhere when you have one of your frequent cravings for stuffed grape leaves and zither music!
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Martin Crane : You and your damned advice!
Daphne Moon : Mr. Crane, Dr. Rudnik asked me to monitor your blood pressure, and I'd like to get an accurate reading.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Stop pointing fingers. Why don't we try to solve this problem?
Martin Crane : I don't see how! She's a vindictive woman, and she's gonna keep on punishing us because of you! If you kept your big trap shut for just once in your life, my nephew would probably be a surgeon now, and I'd be going to his wedding!
Daphne Moon : There, now: 240 over 11. Sounds about right!