Frasier (TV Series)

Are You Being Served? (1997)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• [Niles is covered in foam] 

  Daphne : Dr. Crane! Are you all right?

  Niles : I'm fine... Just a little hot... And foamy...

  Martin : You know what must have happened? My "Hot & Foamy" must have exploded!

  Daphne : [sarcastic]  He was a detective, you know.

• [the doorbell rings] 

  Frasier : That'll be Niles. I'm taking him to lunch to get his mind off his troubles.

  Daphne : Is that something we shouldn't talk about?

  Martin : No, there's no reason why we shouldn't talk about it.

  Frasier : Dad, I'm sorry, I don't think he's ready to talk about it so we're not talking about it.

  Niles : [from behind the door]  Would you mind not talking about it a little less loudly?

• Martin : Now the beauty of the "Hot & Foamy" is the ultra-quick heating action. You just plug it in and two minutes later, presto, guess what comes out?

  Daphne : [sarcastic]  Well, the obvious answer would be shaving cream, so I'll go with... music?

  Martin : You had a lot of sassy things to say about my clothes steamer, too. But didn't those snow peas taste delicious?

• Daphne : When will you just admit that this junk belongs in a dustbin?

  Martin : You know, I was on a case once where the wife constantly nagged the husband like this. "You never put anything in the garbage. Why don't you ever put anything in the garbage?"

  Daphne : Well, he should have listened to her.

  Martin : Oh, he did. And that's where we found her!