- Dr. Niles Crane: Yes, well. This has been delightful, but I really must run. I'm due at my sexual addiction group, and I don't like to leave them alone for too long.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, I've never really won anything before. Although back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me "Most Likely To Be."
- Noel Shempsky: Here are the car keys so you can drive us home. I have night blindness.
- Roz Doyle: I wish I did.
- Dr. Niles Crane: And then she said she'd been seeing someone else. She couldn't keep living a lie. I was dumbfounded. I mean, what about everything we'd gone through together, didn't that mean anything to her?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles, a patient has a right to change therapists.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So, where's Maris?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Well we were just getting ready to leave the house when Maris caught a glimpse of herself in the hall mirror...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles, at the end of this story, will I roll my eyes?
- Dr. Niles Crane: I did.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well then just skip it.
- Bebe Glazer: Hello Mr. Crane. You're even more handsome than the last time I saw you. If I was 20 years older, they couldn't keep me away from you.
- Martin Crane: That's why I keep this cane.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Roz] You know, Fletcher Grey really deserves this award. If we win, can't we just not accept it?
- Roz Doyle: [grabbing him by the shirt] Listen, Frasier! I have waited ten years to get this award and if I have to crawl over Fletcher Grey's mother to get it, I'll DO IT!
- [Frasier is taken aback by this behavior]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [recovering] Roz, I... I've never seen you like this before.
- Roz Doyle: It isn't pretty, is it?