Frasier (TV Series)

And the Whimper Is... (1994)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, I've never really won anything before. Although back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me "Most Likely To Be."

• Dr. Niles Crane : And then she said she'd been seeing someone else. She couldn't keep living a lie. I was dumbfounded. I mean, what about everything we'd gone through together, didn't that mean anything to her?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, a patient has a right to change therapists.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : So, where's Maris?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well we were just getting ready to leave the house when Maris caught a glimpse of herself in the hall mirror...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, at the end of this story, will I roll my eyes?

  Dr. Niles Crane : I did.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well then just skip it.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Roz]  You know, Fletcher Grey really deserves this award. If we win, can't we just not accept it?

  Roz Doyle : [grabbing him by the shirt]  Listen, Frasier! I have waited ten years to get this award and if I have to crawl over Fletcher Grey's mother to get it, I'll DO IT!

  [Frasier is taken aback by this behavior] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [recovering]  Roz, I... I've never seen you like this before.

  Roz Doyle : It isn't pretty, is it?