"Frasier" And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1 (TV Episode 2000) - John Mahoney as Martin Crane

Daphne Moon : So did Simon get you home all right after dropping my family at the airport?

Roz Doyle : Oh, yeah. He entertained the whole neighborhood trying to parallel park the Winnebago. The highlight was when he flattened a whole row of newspaper racks.

Martin Crane : How many did he get? My record's five.

Daphne Moon : I suppose he followed that up with some sort of clumsy advance?

Roz Doyle : Oh, he tried, but I told him to get lost. Then he hit on my babysitter! She showed him why she's the star of her JV soccer team.

Daphne Moon : You know, Mum claims he was dropped as a child. I think he was thrown.
Martin Crane : Oh, look. Isn't that my Winnebago pulling out from the gas station?

Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, I'd say so. You know, Dad, I'm amazed you let Simon drive that thing.

Martin Crane : Oh, it'll be fine. I gave him a lecture about drinking and driving.

Dr. Frasier Crane : He did understand you were *discouraging* it?

Martin Crane : [laughing] Of course...

[reconsiders]

Martin Crane : Uh-oh.
Dr. Niles Crane : Since we eloped, some of Mel's colleagues decided to throw a little last minute get-together to toast our nuptials.

Martin Crane : Well, after Donny gets through with Frasier, you won't be the only one having your nuptials toasted.

John Mahoney: Martin Crane