Frasier (TV Series)

Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne : Sherry's never exactly liked me. You don't think she'll try to make your father get rid of me, do you?

  Frasier : Oh, Daphne, of course not. He'd be lost without you.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, and even if by some chance that were to happen, Daphne, I could always use you.

  [realizing innuendo] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : I, I would know of a position you could take...

  [digging into a hole] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : ... services that you could perform.

  [holds himself, then:] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : I would know of an opening...

  [realizes the path he has taken and takes up the check] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : This is on me.

• Daphne : I've got some shocking news. I found a ring in your father's underwear drawer.

  Frasier : [shocked]  What on earth would leave a ring around his underwear drawer?

  Daphne : Not around the drawer, *in* it.

  [reveals ring box]