Frasier (TV Series)

Agents in America: Part 3 (1995)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Bebe : Do you have any idea how hot you are? I get offers everyday from other stations offering the moon for you.

  Frasier : Good Lord, am I really that hot?

  Bebe : Are you kidding? If I were a pot roast, I'd be done.

  Niles : Hello, I'm Niles, a person at the table.

  Bebe : Niles, thank God you're here. Back me up. Give him some sound, brotherly advice.

  Niles : She's the Devil, Frasier. Run fast, run far.

• [Bebe and Frasier have slept together] 

  Frasier : All right, just go ahead. Get your shots in.

  Niles : No, no. I'm just glad you're all right. I would have assumed she killed after mating.

• Frasier : Once a woman has dipped her toe into Crane Lake, dry land is never the same again.

  Niles : Yes, she's probably home in her room writing "Mrs. Bebe Crane" over and over in the margin of her algebra book.

• Niles : Oh, dear, don't turn around. It's that dreadful woman who works for you.

  Frasier : Who?

  Niles : Um... Lady Macbeth without the sincerity.

  Frasier : Oh! Oh, Bebe's here! Now listen, Niles, I care for her just as little as you do, but she is a terrific agent, which is why I overlook the fact that she's pushy and obnoxious and the most appalling phony I've ever known.

  [turns around] 

  Frasier : Bebe, darling, how are you?

• Niles : Matthew Pym tried to stage a coup! Fortunately, Maris has photos she took at his wedding - photos that clearly show the label on the champagne he served.

  Frasier : Domestic?

  Niles : Oh-ho-ho-ho, not just domestic. From... Connecticut.