Frasier (TV Series)

Adventures in Paradise: Part 2 (1994)

Bebe Neuwirth: Dr. Lilith Sternin

Quotes 

• [Lilith has just introduced her boyfriend, Brian, to Frasier] 

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Brian is a seismologist at MIT.

  Frasier : Oh, well, that's perfect: Brian, being a seismologist, and you, having so many faults.

• Dr. Lilith Sternin : Dr. Brian Patchett, I'd like you to meet Madeline Marshall, and Dr. Frasier Crane.

  Brian : [laughing]  Your ex-husband? You're making a joke!

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : No, God is.

• Dr. Lilith Sternin : Brian has been a dutiful suitor for some time and I am convinced to within an acceptable margin of error that he loves me.

• Frasier : [surprised to see Lilith in Bora Bora]  Are you here with someone?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Yes, actually. He's snorkeling at the moment.

  Frasier : Anyone I know?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Sam Malone.

  Frasier : SAM?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Just kidding.

• Dr. Niles Crane : When's the happy occasion?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Tomorrow, in Las Vegas.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh Lilith, how delightfully kitschy! It's your 2nd marriage, so you've decided to poke fun at the institution by getting married at the tackiest place you could possible choose!

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Brian's family lives in Las Vegas.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well, isn't that convenient? You'll have someone to show you the museums.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Lilith's getting married]  You'll excuse me if I don't jump up and down and yell 'yippie!'

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : That's okay, I saw you do that in Bora Bora.

• Madeline Marshall : [answers door to find Lilith]  Oh my God!

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : I came to see Frasier, is he here?

  Madeline Marshall : Don't you live in Boston?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : I'm here on a layover, judging by Frasier's famous mangoes on a stick I'm guessing so are you.