Frasier (TV Series)

Adventures in Paradise: Part 2 (1994)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Maris will be thrilled you're coming to see her tonight in the ballet.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, we're delighted.

  Martin Crane : [grumbles unenthusiastically] 

  Daphne Moon : You know, when I was younger, I dreamed of being a ballerina myself.

  Dr. Niles Crane : So did Maris. Poor thing could never get her weight up enough.

• Dr. Niles Crane : When's the happy occasion?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Tomorrow, in Las Vegas.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh Lilith, how delightfully kitschy! It's your 2nd marriage, so you've decided to poke fun at the institution by getting married at the tackiest place you could possible choose!

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Brian's family lives in Las Vegas.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well, isn't that convenient? You'll have someone to show you the museums.

• Dr. Niles Crane : [to Lilith]  How was your time in Bora Bora? I've never seen you look so tan.

  Daphne Moon : My God, what must she look like in winter?

• Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, will you relax?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I can't, it's my last chance with Madeline! Serves me right, too, after the way I behaved in Bora Bora.

  Dr. Niles Crane : You're being too hard on yourself, it was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?

  Martin Crane : Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.

  Daphne Moon : Oh now, don't you worry, Dr. Crane. Miss Marshall's going to forgive you. Women always appreciate a man who's sensitive enough to try again. That's why they call us the "fair sex." All right then, let's go see some leaping Russian stags!

• Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier]  You're being too hard on yourself, it was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?

  Martin Crane : Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [wakes up screaming after dreaming about Dianne]  I just had the most terrifying dream! You have no idea how relieved I am to be here with you!

  Dr. Niles Crane : [steps out on the balcony]  Frasier, we have all week to analyze your dream, right now, there's a large bug in the shower.

  [Frasier gets up and takes off his shoe]