Frasier (TV Series)

Adventures in Paradise: Part 1 (1994)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• [Frasier is having second thoughts about taking Madeline to Bora Bora] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast, and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find, a few years down the line, that the person isn't really right for you, and then what happens if you meet the right person, someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris!

  [everyone stares at him] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : ...marriage. I have to go now.

  [He grabs his coat and exits] 

• [while Daphne is teaching Niles to blow smoke rings, Frasier comes in and sees her puckering her mouth close to his] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, what are you doing?

  Dr. Niles Crane : I'm learning how to blow smoke.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : *Where*?

• Martin Crane : [Niles finishes playing a lively song on the piano, while he and Martin are smoking cigars]  Ah, they don't write songs like that anymore.

  Dr. Niles Crane : This is really what men do, isn't it, Dad?

  Martin Crane : Yeah. This, and some things outdoors, but we'll just stick to this for now.