Frasier (TV Series)
A Tsar Is Born (1999)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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[Frasier, Martin, and Niles are all watching "The Antiques Roadshow."]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [coming back from the kitchen] Dad, did we miss anything?
Martin Crane : Nah, just some bozo with a credenza who doesn't know a Biedermeier from an Oscar Meyer.
[They all laugh]
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Appraiser : [the guys are watching "Antiques Roadshow" and playing a drinking game] The real clue here is the veneer.
Martin Crane , Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane : Veneer!
[they all take a sip of alcohol]
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Martin Crane : [to Niles and Frasier] Well, I gotta go call Duke. But don't get excited, he's not a real duke!
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Martin Crane : Well I guess you would have found out anyway after I died. We're royalty... but, I didn't want you to grow up spoiled, so I abdicated and took a job in Seattle on the police force.
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[Martin, Frasier, and Niles are excited to attend "The Antiques Roadshow"'s appearance in Seattle]
Martin Crane : Yeah, I'm going to go and have a little root around in our closet. I bet I can find a nice little objet d'art they'd be interested in.
[He exits, leaving Frasier and Niles stunned by his correct French pronunciation]
Dr. Niles Crane : It's as if that panhandler I gave money to was a genie granting all my wishes.
Daphne : Would you marry me in this?
[Daphne enters wearing Donny's mother's wedding dress, which looks like it belongs on a go-go dancer. Niles nearly faints]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [whispers] How much did you give him?