- Dr. Frasier Crane: We have with us today Noel Shempsky, a KACL employee whose sole qualification for this job seems to be that he has never taken a sick day.
- Roz Doyle: [Roz doesn't like Frasier's relationship with Julia, KACL's financial analyst] You're gonna have to choose, Frasier.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You will not put me in this position, Roz. We will discuss it later.
- Roz Doyle: No! Tell me! It's her or me! Tell me now! Or I swear to God I will walk out of here and I will not come back!
- Roz Doyle: The trick of it is, you want to arrange these calls so that each segment is "can't-miss" radio.
- Noel Shempsky: I thought it was just about Frasier doing good work.
- Roz Doyle: Please, it's all about ratings. If the station had its way, each call would end in an auto-erotic suicide.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Thank you, Roz. Now that Seattle knows how we do things around here, perhaps you could let Noel know to keep his elbow off the mic button.
- Roz Doyle: You and Julia?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Now, Roz, if you took the time to get to know her, you'd see that she's really not such a bad person.
- Roz Doyle: Like get to know her naked, you mean.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No. I think she's been misjudged. Sure, she has a lot of walls up, but there must be something good inside if it needs that much protection.
- Roz Doyle: Oh well, there are walls around prisons, too.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, your opinion has been noted.
- Roz Doyle: There are walls around insane asylums, cholera wards, nuclear facilities, gator farms...