"The Flintstones" The Blessed Event (The Dress Rehearsal) (TV Episode 1963) - Alan Reed as Fred Flintstone

Police Officer : [Pulling Fred over for the second time during the debacle that is trying to get Wilma to the hospital] All right, pull over.

Fred Flintstone : I'm taking my wife to the hospital!

Police Officer : Another wife? What are you, an Arabian prince? How many wives do you have?
Fred Flintstone : This is Fred Hospital, I'm taking my wife to the Flintstone.

[Fred Flintstone is extremely nervous, while calling the Bedrock Hospital]
Wilma Flintstone : Look at me Fred, I'm calm.

Fred Flintstone : Why shouldn't you be? Your wife isn't having a baby.
Nurse : Here's your new daughter, Mr. Flintstone.

Fred Flintstone : A girl! Wilma, she's beautiful! She looks just like you!

Barney Rubble : A chip off the old block, huh, Fred?

Fred Flintstone : More like a pebble off the old Flintstone.

Wilma Flintstone : What a wonderful name! Pebbles Flintstone.
[while pacing in the waiting room]

Fred Flintstone : A-Are you nervous about your new baby?

Mr. Brickley : N-N-No, no, no. There's nothing to having a baby. I was up and around three hours after Mrs. Brickley had the last one.

Fred Flintstone : Then why are you so shaky?

Mr. Brickley : Well, the first time we came here, my wife ate two eggs for breakfast and had twins. The next time, she ate a triple-decker sandwich and had triplets.

Fred Flintstone : But what are you so nervous about now?

Mr. Brickley : This morning, she had a dozen doughnuts!

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone