The Flintstones (TV Series)

Rip Van Flintstone (1965)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma, look! It's those new skate bones all the kids are riding. Pretty neat, huh? I've been wanting to try one of these.

  Wilma Flintstone : Put it back, Fred. You'll hurt yourself.

  Fred Flintstone : Are you kidding? Why, I'm a natural born athlete. Watch this.

  [starts riding skate bone] 

  Fred Flintstone : See? Nothing to it. Oh, oh, boy! I can see why the kids get hooked on these things. Sure beats walking.

  Supermarket Clerk : Uh-oh. Here comes one of those adult natural born athletes. This means troubles.

  [Fred accidentally skates into the revolving door and spins out of control] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, where am I? What's going on?

  [skates uncontrollably out of revolving door] 

  Fred Flintstone : Yaaa! Wilma!

  Supermarket Clerk : I knew it.

• Supermarket Clerk : One giant Brontosaurus soup bone, 250 grapefruits, one skate bone, plus damage to revolving door. And that'll be $62.52.

  Wilma Flintstone : Next time, I'll do the shopping, okay, Fred?

  Supermarket Clerk : The management would be most grateful, madam.

  Fred Flintstone : Are you insinuating I'm a troublemaker?

  Supermarket Clerk : No, sir, not insinuating. I'M TELLING YOU!

• Mr. Slate : Welcome once again, everybody, to the Slate Construction Annual Picnic for Employees and Guests, given each year through the generosity of the company's beloved president.

  [the employees all cheer] 

  Fred Flintstone : Here we go. First it's a long-winded speech by Slate, then we play some corny games. I HOPE THE FOOD IS BETTER THIS YEAR!

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : Relax, Wilma. Slate'll never know who yelled it.

  Mr. Slate : Starting a little early with the wisecracks, aren't you, Flintstone?

  [Fred's face blushes red] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, he'll never know, will he?