- Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, Barn?
- Barney Rubble: Would you say I was, uh, irresistibly fascinating?
- Fred Flintstone: Uh, well, you might be to a doctor making a case study of lamebrains.
- Barney Rubble: I got to hand it to you, Fred, you really know how to handle women.
- Fred Flintstone: Like I told you, Barney, there can be only one boss in each family.
- Barney Rubble: I know, and talking ours into letting us go this weekend was not easy.