The Flintstones (TV Series)

Hawaiian Escapade (1962)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Barney Rubble : Boy, Fred, it's sure swell of us to give the girls another chance at barbecuing.

  Fred Flintstone : I warned Wilma if she's gonna burn anything tonight, it better be her mother's picture. Steaks are too expensive.

• [after Wilma burns another steak] 

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma ought to have a long talk with Smokey the Bear.

• Fred Flintstone : Wilma! Betty! We're home!

  Barney Rubble : Uh-oh. Hey, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : [to the wives]  You can bring out the steaks now.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, hey, Fred. Uh, uh, look here, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : What the...

  [walks over to the grill and the burnt meat] 

  Fred Flintstone : How do you like that? Anybody else would use charcoal, but not our wives.They make a fire out of old shoes.

  Barney Rubble : Uh, uh, look again, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Huh? Huh? Oh, no! No!

  Barney Rubble : I, uh, hate to say anything, Fred, but, uh, I think we were supposed to eat this old shoe.

  Fred Flintstone : You mean, this was once our tender, juicy... WILMA!

• Wilma Flintstone : [on the phone]  I'm terribly sorry, but that's just the way it is.

  Fred Flintstone : [from outside]  On the telephone. That's the last straw.

  Wilma Flintstone : We appreciate the trip to Hawaii, Mr. Crater.

  Fred Flintstone : She's talking to that sponsor.

  Wilma Flintstone : I'm terribly flattered that you want to build a show around me.

  Fred Flintstone : [enters the house]  Build a show around Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : Of course. I'm honored that you and Mr. Goldrock think you could make me a star.

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, they're trying to take you from me!

  Wilma Flintstone : No, no. The way I look at it, I am a star. I'm Mrs. Fred Flintstone and that's good enough billing for me. Heh, heh. No, you'll just have to find yourself another girl with spunk and fire. Fire! Oh, my gosh! The steaks! Uh, goodbye, Mr. Crater. Happy ratings.

  [Wilma rushes to the door only to find Fred already standing there with the burnt steak] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, I did it again. I burned your steak.

  Fred Flintstone : Yes, Wilma, and you know what I'm going to do about it?

  Wilma Flintstone : What?

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  I'm gonna take you out and buy you the biggest dinner you ever had, you living doll, you!

  [Fred carries Wilma outside] 

  Wilma Flintstone : [giggles]  Oh, Fred, I should burn your steaks more often!

  Fred Flintstone : Burn steaks, fight dinosaurs. Do anything you want, Wilma. As long as you're Mrs. Fred Flintstone, it's okay with me!