- Barney Rubble: So this is an employment agency, huh? I never knew such a thing existed, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Where did you think people went when they were out of work?
- Barney Rubble: To the unemployment office.
- [after turning down the beautiful housekeeper, Bertha]
- Barney Rubble: It's just the old story, Bertha. Beauty versus brains. His wife would take one look at your beauty and knock his brains out.
- [while watching Fred do yard work]
- Betty Rubble: Amazing. It's absolutely amazing, Barney. Just look at Fred work.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah. Ever since he found out Wilma's gonna have a baby, he's been a regular dynamo. Cutting the lawn, trimming the hedges, all the things Wilma used to do.
- Betty Rubble: Mm-hmm. Just so she can relax in her delicate condition.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah. It's like I always said, Betty, it takes a baby to make a husband a father.
- Betty Rubble: I wonder whether my work would be done for me if I had a baby.
- Barney Rubble: Gee, I don't know, Betty. It looks like Fred's got his hands full now.
- Wilma Flintstone: I know you're trying to help, Fred, dear, and I love you for it, but you can't do the housework. Let's call my mother.
- Fred Flintstone: No, absolutely not, and don't start that again.
- Wilma Flintstone: But, Fred...
- Fred Flintstone: I'll go to an employment agency and hire a professional housekeeper.
- Wilma Flintstone: You're being very unfair to Mother, Fred. She's never done you any harm.
- Fred Flintstone: She's never done me any good either. And you know something? I can't remember her ever saying anything nice to me.
- Egbert the Elephant Sink: I can't either, and I got a memory like an elephant.
- Wilma Flintstone: [about Grandma Dynamite] Are you sure it was a park you met her in and not a minefield?