The Flintstones (TV Series)

Curtain Call at Bedrock (1966)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Barney Rubble : [rehearsing, while driving]  How silver sweet sounds lovers' tongues by night. Like softest music to attending ears.

  Fred Flintstone : [rehearsing]  Romeorock!

  Barney Rubble : What, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : No, I'm not Fred! I'm Julietstone!

  Barney Rubble : Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Fred... I mean, Julietstone. Uh... Uh...

  Fred Flintstone : Watch out for that rock on the road! Turn the wheel!

  Barney Rubble : Watch out for that rock on the road, O Julietstone. Turn the wheel!

  [the car hits a large rock, causing it to fly into the air and plummet to the ground] 

  Fred Flintstone : You never were a good student, were you, Barney?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, no. I was a teenage dropout.

• Fred Flintstone : Now let's get back to the script. When I say, "Come to me, fair Romeorock, forthwith," that is a cue for action.

  Barney Rubble : [while driving]  Uh, yeah. Uh, that's where I climb the balcony, huh?

  Fred Flintstone : Right. Barney where are you?

  [Barney is then seen on the roof of the car] 

  Barney Rubble : On the balcony, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : You're supposed to be driving!

  Barney Rubble : [performing]  You're supposed to be driving, O Julietstone.

  [the car crashes] 

  Barney Rubble : I don't think I read that line right, Fred.