- Barney Rubble: Hey, what's up?
- Fred Flintstone: What's up? Any more interference from that domineering, loudmouth female brontosaurus, and she'll be what's up. WHAM! Right into space.
- Barney Rubble: Oh, Wilma's mother's back, huh?
- Fred Flintstone: Of course not! I'm talking about that antiseptic refugee from the psycho ward! The nurse, Miss Frightenshale.
- Nurse Frightenshale: [after Fred sneezes] Germ spreader!
- Fred Flintstone: She's back!
- Nurse Frightenshale: You're right and you have a cold. Rule number 6: The baby will be quarantined from all contagious adults.
- Fred Flintstone: You're right. No argument. Anything for peace and quiet.
- [to Wilma]
- Fred Flintstone: You and Pebbles go in your room, and I'll just lie down out here and...
- [the nurse grabs Fred and carries him off]
- Fred Flintstone: Hey, wait a minute!
- Nurse Frightenshale: We'll just fix you up a nice corner in the garage where you and your germs can be alone.
- Fred Flintstone: Put me down! I don't have any germs, and I don't want to be alone! WIIILMAAA!
- Wilma Flintstone: You've certainly been nice about this whole misunderstanding. In fact, you've been so sweet, that if we ever have another baby, we're gonna call him Officer, after you.
- Cop: [referring to Fred] Oh, thanks, lady, but if he ever has another baby, I'm getting transferred.
- Wilma Flintstone: And speaking of Big Daddy, Betty, was Fred home when the nurse got there?
- Betty Rubble: No. He was out buying cigars, so I let her in.
- Wilma Flintstone: What did you think of her?
- Betty Rubble: Well, she seems fine and looks very capable. But you should've seen Barney's reaction. All she said was four words to him and he clicked his heels, threw her a military salute, and marched out in a huff.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, dear. What were the four words?
- Betty Rubble: Wash your hands immediately!
- Wilma Flintstone: Uh-oh. Those sound like fighting words for Fred.
- [Pebbles stops crying after Wilma gives her a bottle of milk]
- Fred Flintstone: What's wrong? Why did she stop?
- Wilma Flintstone: Because she's having her dinner, Fred. She was hungry.
- Fred Flintstone: All that noise because she was hungry?
- Wilma Flintstone: Ever hear yourself when your dinner's ten minutes late, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: [about the nurse] Look, Wilma, I don't want to get you upset, but that woman is a nut.
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, it's just for a week. We have to have someone.
- Fred Flintstone: So we've got me, don't we? I'll get a week off from work.
- Wilma Flintstone: But, Fred...
- Fred Flintstone: I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about all of this, right?
- Wilma Flintstone: Right.
- Fred Flintstone: Has that ever stopped me from being an expert before?
- Wilma Flintstone: No, Fred, and that's what I'm afraid of.