Firefly (TV Series)
War Stories (2002)
Alan Tudyk: Hoban 'Wash' Washburne
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : Mmmm. Wife soup. I must have done good.
Zoë Washburne : Yes, dear. You done good.
Mal : Ow.
[sighs]
Mal : Did you tell her?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : Tell her what?
Mal : Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.
Zoë Washburne : Really?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : What? Mal, come on.
Mal : He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : No. That was the torture talking. Remember the torture?
Mal : I know it's a difficult mission but you and I... have to get it on.
Zoë Washburne : I understand. We have no choice.
[deadpan]
Zoë Washburne : Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne Cobb : Now, something about that is just downright unsettling.
[Clattering]
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : We'll be in our bunk.
Jayne Cobb : Oh, hey. Free soup.
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Zoë : [regarding Wash's idea for the medicine] I thought your plan was risky! I thought!
Wash : Then tell me! I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal cause you know he'll shoot it down for you!
Zoë : Right, cause what this marriage needs is one more shouting match!
Wash : No, what this marriage needs is one less husband. Right now it's kinda crowded.