Firefly (TV Series)

Heart of Gold (2003)

Alan Tudyk: Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

Quotes 

• Kaylee : Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty.

  Wash : Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.

  Kaylee : 'Cause I'm pretty?

  Wash : 'Cause you're pretty.

• Jayne : Whoo! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here.

  Wash : Would be you get your most poetical about your pecker.