Lisa Kudrow: Foo Lin

Quotes 

• Foo Lin : Kate, can I sleep over? I don't want to be alone tonight. Or ever. Oh God! What's wrong with me?

  Sarmoti : I'll tell you what's wrong with you: Your ovaries are turning into concrete. Go home. Get out of here!

  Foo Lin : [laughing]  Oh Sarmoti, you always know how to make me laugh.

• Foo Lin : Oh God! I'm gonna be alone forever!

  Kate : No you are not. You'll find someone.

  Larry : Well... realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim.

  Foo Lin : Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love?

  Larry : No! Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds.

  [starts crying] 

  Foo Lin : [starts crying] 

• Larry : Foo-Lin, I'd like to introduce you to Nelson. Nelson, this is Foo-Lin.

  Foo Lin : Hey Nelson.

  Nelson 'Bong-Bong' : If you smell something it's not me! It's not!

• Larry : Foo-Lin, I'd like to introduce you to Nelson. Nelson, this is Foo-Lin.

  Foo-Lin : Hey Nelson.

  Nelson 'Bong-Bong' : If you smell something it's not me! It's not!

• Foo-Lin : Oh God! I'm gonna be alone forever!

  Kate : No you are not. You'll find someone.

  Larry : Well... realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim.

  Foo-Lin : Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love?

  Larry : No! Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds.

  Foo-Lin : [starts crying]