Carl Reiner: Sarmoti

Quotes 

• Kate : [rushes into living room carrying a plastic bag with green substance in it]  Larry, this is a nightmare. Look what I just found in Sierra's room.

  [hands bag to Larry] 

  Kate : Please tell me this isn't what I think it is.

  Larry : [sniffs bag]  Yep, that's catnip.

  Kate : Oh God, our daughter's a niphead.

  Sarmoti : Nice. You run a tight ship champ.

  [pats Larry on the back] 

  Kate : This explains the locked doors and the weird attitude.

  Larry : Look, she's a teenager. She's bound to experiment.

  Sarmoti : "Bound to experiment"? Way to parent with authority. Call me when she's pregnant.