Father Ted (TV Series)

The Passion of Saint Tibulus (1995)

Rynagh O'Grady: Mary O'Leary

Quotes 

• [In their shop, John is trying to get past his wife, Mary, who is slicing vegetables] 

  John O'Leary : Are you gonna stand there all day, ya fat oul' bitch!

  Mary O'Leary : Don't talk to me like that, ya big pile of shite!

  [He brushes past her roughly] 

  Mary O'Leary : Ya ignorant prick!

  John O'Leary : You watch that mouth of yours!

  Mary O'Leary : I'll watch nothin'!

  [She points the knife at him] 

  Mary O'Leary : I'll stick this up your arse!

  [Dougal walks in to the shop. Mary hides the knife behind her back] 

  Mary O'Leary : Ah, Father!

  [John and Mary smile ingratiatingly at Dougal, a perfect couple, once again]