- Dominar Rygel XVI: [over the comms] Crichton?
- John Crichton: Yeah, Ryg.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: There's a wrinkled old woman floating outside the forward portal.
- John Crichton: Whoa. Gigantic oops.
- [to D'Argo]
- John Crichton: Can you do me a favor? Pop outside the tier three treblin side hatch and haul Granny in.
- General Ka D'Argo: Noranti is outside?
- John Crichton: Yeah. Don't-don't ask. She's-she's got some red Play-Doh in her pocket. Dose of that when she gets in, she should be all right.
- Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu: Don't you see? No. No! This isn't happening because it is not possible.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Your brain isn't functioning. Do you think this is all just a hallucination? Do you like that explanation better, hmm?
- Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu: No, but I simply cannot comprehend...
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Neither can I. Who cares? We're here, they did it, and that's that. You consider yourself intelligent?
- Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu: Yes, I do.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Then stop behaving like a child.
- Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu: I am not a child!
- Dominar Rygel XVI: No, you're an infant! You've studied but you haven't experienced. You know nothing of life!
- Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu: And you do?
- Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu: I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions. Huh! But I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face!
- Scorpius: [to bounty hunter] Hello. Are you looking for someone.
- [tries to fire his weapon, realizes it's empty turns to the side]
- Scorpius: Thank you, John.
- John Crichton: [after killing the bounty hunter] Didn't think I'd give you a loaded weapon did you?