Farscape (TV Series)
I Shrink Therefore I Am (2002)
Ben Browder: John Crichton
Quotes
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Dominar Rygel XVI : [over the comms] Crichton?
John Crichton : Yeah, Ryg.
Dominar Rygel XVI : There's a wrinkled old woman floating outside the forward portal.
John Crichton : Whoa. Gigantic oops.
[to D'Argo]
John Crichton : Can you do me a favor? Pop outside the tier three treblin side hatch and haul Granny in.
General Ka D'Argo : Noranti is outside?
John Crichton : Yeah. Don't-don't ask. She's-she's got some red Play-Doh in her pocket. Dose of that when she gets in, she should be all right.
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Scorpius : [to bounty hunter] Hello. Are you looking for someone.
[tries to fire his weapon, realizes it's empty turns to the side]
Scorpius : Thank you, John.
John Crichton : [after killing the bounty hunter] Didn't think I'd give you a loaded weapon did you?
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John Crichton : How are my little inaction figures?
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John Crichton : We go from Die Hard to Honey, I shrunk the hostages.