5 reviews
Does what this series did best: forced collisions between different worlds and magic was the result. This time it's Marcia Brady + Sgt. O'Rourke. Thank you Mr. Roarke.
- mikeholmes-48012
- Nov 26, 2015
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I don't know what to tell you about this episode, except that I'm all Fantasy Islanded out, and the 3 previous assessments here are pretty lame ones. (I doubt I'll fare much better!) Marcia Brady (or whatever) I can't stand! (Sorry folks: never saw her Bunch show: that was before my time!) And this is the 3rd time I'm seeing her on F. I. and I've had it up to here with her and Carol Lynley, the same! (They missed the opportunity to cast them together in Charlie's Cherubs, rounding them out with Lynda Day George for a specially annoying episode!)
It was nice to see the new invisible man, Ben Murphy, except his story was wasted. (Pretty sure like the other TV A-listers with a lame storyline, namely Bill Bixby and David Birney, he never returned to the island, whereas the annoying actors, sadly, can't seem to keep away from its fantastic shores!) Who as a little kid has had a dream to get his face smashed in, in a boxing match?! I don't get it. I have 0 interest in anything to do with boxing and this revolved around that. Brat Brady was annoying as can be. At some point she reveals to Ben that she's earned a living as a hooker (I truly did think she was gonna be the stripper before the show started!) and Murphy walks out on her. I thought that was it, never to return. Why did he? He walks out on her, proving he's the kind of man not to be into her kind of woman, but then he goes back for more? Why? There was nothing written to reconcile them, at that point; so, that he ends up with the floozy is just too sad a fantasy, and another who needs to get a refund from Roarke, STAT!
The other story didn't fare much better. Rich heiress ends up in a burlesque show after taking the wrong bus to escape her father's detective. There was a lot of butt close ups to titillate the male audiences, and it was boring as can be. There really was no better story, both equally dull, but at least they kept the pace, so props to the editors for that!
Highlights of the show? Yawn. Maybe the first time we see the local newspaper is called Fantasy Island Daily Chronicle, and that's it. Oh, and the Anne Francis clone (Laraine Stephens) really did keep her "striptease" classy, so there's that.
Roarke seemed extra exasperated with Tattoo in the intro banter, and I suspect this might have been the beginning of the downfall between the 2 amigos, on and off-screen. What else? There was a poster on the wall announcing Angela Lansbury for the play Mame. 6 years after F. I.'s "The Last Whodunnit" (1978), she would go on to imitate the lead character (Celeste Holm) in Murder She Wrote. Weird, no?
This episode was nothing to sneeze at. But we get to hear to the cool intro theme music, and hang out with Roarke and Tattoo, even when they, themselves, are unremarkable, it's still better than the garbage that's been on TV since the early 2000s. And for that, I give this a 6/10, even though it probably deserves much lower a rating. Better luck with next episode!
It was nice to see the new invisible man, Ben Murphy, except his story was wasted. (Pretty sure like the other TV A-listers with a lame storyline, namely Bill Bixby and David Birney, he never returned to the island, whereas the annoying actors, sadly, can't seem to keep away from its fantastic shores!) Who as a little kid has had a dream to get his face smashed in, in a boxing match?! I don't get it. I have 0 interest in anything to do with boxing and this revolved around that. Brat Brady was annoying as can be. At some point she reveals to Ben that she's earned a living as a hooker (I truly did think she was gonna be the stripper before the show started!) and Murphy walks out on her. I thought that was it, never to return. Why did he? He walks out on her, proving he's the kind of man not to be into her kind of woman, but then he goes back for more? Why? There was nothing written to reconcile them, at that point; so, that he ends up with the floozy is just too sad a fantasy, and another who needs to get a refund from Roarke, STAT!
The other story didn't fare much better. Rich heiress ends up in a burlesque show after taking the wrong bus to escape her father's detective. There was a lot of butt close ups to titillate the male audiences, and it was boring as can be. There really was no better story, both equally dull, but at least they kept the pace, so props to the editors for that!
Highlights of the show? Yawn. Maybe the first time we see the local newspaper is called Fantasy Island Daily Chronicle, and that's it. Oh, and the Anne Francis clone (Laraine Stephens) really did keep her "striptease" classy, so there's that.
Roarke seemed extra exasperated with Tattoo in the intro banter, and I suspect this might have been the beginning of the downfall between the 2 amigos, on and off-screen. What else? There was a poster on the wall announcing Angela Lansbury for the play Mame. 6 years after F. I.'s "The Last Whodunnit" (1978), she would go on to imitate the lead character (Celeste Holm) in Murder She Wrote. Weird, no?
This episode was nothing to sneeze at. But we get to hear to the cool intro theme music, and hang out with Roarke and Tattoo, even when they, themselves, are unremarkable, it's still better than the garbage that's been on TV since the early 2000s. And for that, I give this a 6/10, even though it probably deserves much lower a rating. Better luck with next episode!
- imdb-25288
- Dec 3, 2022
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Nothing too extraordinary happens in this episode, as it's also the 3rd out of 6 appearances for Maureen McCormick, and the other familiar faces include Forrest Tucker, Michael Callan, Chuck McCann, Laraine Stephens(I never heard or saw her), Stacy Keach Sr., and Ben Murphy. The lesser story has a wealthy woman(Stephens)flee to the island in order to escape a marriage arranged by her influential father(Keach Sr.), only because she loves some guy named Barnaby(Barnaby?), who her father dislikes. My biggest problem is that this woman goes out of her way to try and marry Barnaby, played by an unimpressive Willam Beckley, that she ends up leaving him for Russ(Callan), who is basically mean to her. Fail. The better story, although not THAT much better, has a boxer(Murphy)wanting to fight a champion one more time before he(Murphy)dies. Somewhere along the way, he meets up with old flame Jennie(McCormick), who's an employee on the island now, but she wants nothing to do with him at first. There's a scene where she's angrily teasing Billy on the bed, and she mentions something about her past, but it was never looked into or mentioned again, and I think the writers missed a chance to make this story more interesting than it was. This story did end on a good note, although it was slightly predictable.
- bnelso-23793
- Dec 27, 2018
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