- Harriette Winslow: You can't blame them for walking, Eddie. That wasn't a rock video. That was a love letter to Eddie Winslow from Eddie Winslow.
- Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. Urkel, the camera was on Eddie the whole time.
- Steve Urkel: Hey, I was following Eddie's instructions.
- Rachel Crawford: Exactly what were Eddie's instructions?
- Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads.
- Jerry, Kyle: What?
- Steve Urkel: [points to Eddie] His words, not mine.
- Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family!
- Carl Otis Winslow: [packing up the camping gear] Boy that was great, a family weekend in the wilderness. No phones. No Traffic.
- Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel.
- Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Think hip, think cool, think fresh.
- Rachel Crawford: Anything else?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, think fast, we need it by tomorrow.
- Rachel Crawford: Think hip, think cool, think fresh. I got ideas so fresh, I haven't even thought of them yet.