Family Guy (TV Series)

The Story on Page One (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Receptionist, Ricky Martin Fans

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.

  Stewie Griffin : Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

• Peter : I've got your first headline, Meg. Lois, I challenge you to a race around the world. GO!

  [runs out of the room] 

  Lois : What?

  [Peter flies by in plane laughing maniacally]