Family Guy (TV Series)
Death Is a Bitch (2000)
Norm MacDonald: Death
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Quotes
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Meg Griffin : [Death eats an entire piece of chicken in one bite] Wow. How did you do that?
Death : Well lets just say I did some films when I was younger that I'm not particularly proud of.
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Death : I'm Calista Flockhart. Who do you think I am? I'm death.
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Death : Wait, don't tell anyone I'm here. For if humanity discovers that I am no longer lurking in the shadows, the consequences will be dire.
Peter Griffin : Go on...
Death : That's it, what the hell do you see in him?
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Meg Griffin : You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death : Well that would just leave England.
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Death : You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.
Peter Griffin : Go on...
Death : That's it.
[to Lois]
Death : God, what do you see in him?