Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows (2002)

Lori Alan: Diane Simmons

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : The sixties brought the hippie breed / And decades later, things have changed indeed / We lost the values, but we kept the weed / You've got a lot to see / The Reagan years have laid the frame / For movie stars to play the White House game / We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim / You've got a lot to see / The town of Vegas / Has got a different face / 'Cause it's a family place / With lots to do / Where in the fifties / A man could mingle with scores / Of all the seediest whores / Well now his children can too / You heard it from the canine's mouth / The country's changed, that is except the South / And you'll agree / No one really knows, my dear lady friend / Just quite how it all will end / So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see / The baldness gene was cause for dread / But that's a fear that you can put to bed / They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head / You've got a lot to see / The PC age has moved the bar / A word like "redneck" is a step too far / The proper term is "country music star" / You've got a lot to see / Our flashy cell phones / Make people mumble, "Gee whiz" / "Look how important he is" / "His life must rule" / You'll get a tumor / But on your surgery day / The doc will see it and say / "Wow, you must really be cool" /

  Tom Tucker : There's lots of things you may have missed!

  Adam West : Like Pee-Wee and his famous wrist!

  Cleveland : Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye!

  Neil Goldman : That awesome "Thundercats" cartoon!

  Diane Simmons : Neil Armstrong landing on the moon!

  Meg Griffin : Neil Armstrong? Wait, was he the trumpet guy?

  Brian Griffin : So let's go see the USA / They'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay / Or Cherokee / But you can forgive he world and its flaws / And follow me there, because / You've still got a hell of a lot to see / You've got a lot to see /