Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian Sings and Swings (2006)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Mr. Berler's Wife

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh, Meg, I think you're just trying to fit in by pretending to be something you're not, like the time Peter pretended to be racist to get out of Jury duty.

  Peter Griffin : [Cuts to a court room with Peter in the Jury box surrounded by only white people]  Awful lotta Honkies in here.

• Lois Griffin : Okay, Meg, you can lay off the charade now. My God, you're as transparent as your father was when he pretended to be a Chasidic Jew to get off work.

  Peter Griffin : Good morning, Hebrews and Shebrews! What a glorious Jewish day! Hey, how 'bout all those coupons in the Sunday paper, huh? Some good deals there. Hey, y'know, I went into a store last week, and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I "ussed" them down to 500.

  [He gets kicked in the crotch] 

• Lois Griffin : Brian, this is unacceptable!

  Peter Griffin : Yeah! What if something had happened to Stewie?

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, and my ear's in a cup, so I guess that doesn't count.