Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian Goes Back to College (2005)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Man in Audience, Wellesley Shepherdson, Lance, Man in Theater #2, Teenager in Show, Edna Garrett, TV Announcer

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• [last lines] 

  Lois Griffin : [to Brian]  Well, how'd ya do?

  Brian Griffin : I failed.

  Peter Griffin : You failed? Then what the hell are you smilin' for?

  Brian Griffin : Because I took it all the way. I didn't give up on myself, and I didn't cheat.

  Lois Griffin : You probably should have.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, I was just gonna say...

  Brian Griffin : It doesn't matter how it turned out. I finished what I started, which means I have my pride. And that's something.

  [Griffins mutter to each other in agreement] 

  Peter Griffin : No it's not. What are you outta your mind?

  [Griffins mutter to each other again in agreement] 

  Chris Griffin : [to Brian]  I hate you!

  [Runs away in shame] 

• Stewie Griffin : [to Brian]  Oh come on, plenty of people cheat!

  [cut to Ashley Simpson about to sing, deep voiced soul song comes on, Ashley Simpson panics and jigs off the stange] 

• Lois Griffin : Peter, you're not wearing your costume anymore.

  Peter Griffin : Ah, what's the point? You know, I thought I could help people out with this whole A-Team thing, but it turns out I'm as useless as that nude Playboy spread of Debbie Gibson. It's like, "Yeah, she's naked, but who gives a shit?"

• Stewie Griffin : [after making Brian smell his armpit]  Tell me that's not Epic!