Family Guy (TV Series)

Blind Ambition (2005)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Dr. Elmer Hartman, God, Superman, Vern, Businessman, Male Customer, Rice Krispy Grandpa, Bartender, Fat Twin #2

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Quotes 

• God : [In the Drunken Clam, God spots a woman trying to light a cigarette]  Here, baby. Let me help you with that.

  Hot Chick at the Bar : [God summons a lightning bolt to light her cigarette]  Wow! Thanks!

  God : That's nothing. Watch this!

  [God summons another lightning bolt which strikes the woman, exploding her and setting the bar on fire] 

  God : Jesus Christ!

  Jesus Christ : [Jesus comes running]  What?

  God : Get the Escalade, we're outta here!

  Tom Tucker : [Outside the burning Drunken Clam where Peter is helping Horace escape the fire]  Here comes the blind hero now. Tell me sir, how were you able to summon up the courage to enter that burning building?

  Peter Griffin : That freakin' place was on fire?

  [drops Horace] 

• Peter Griffin : Okay, first of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years, all right. Either have the baby or don't. Second of all, Quagmire's a good guy, he's just a little mixed up.

  [That man sized yellow chicken from Da Boom tackles him out of nowhere and another fight occurs between them] 

• God : Let me light that for you, honey.

  [he points, lights lady's cigarette with lightning bolt] 

  Lady : Wow!

  God : Yeah, you like that? Magic Fingers...

  [points again, lightning strikes lady, sets bar on fire] 

  God : Jesus Christ!

  Jesus : What?

  God : Get the Escalade! We're Outta Here!

• Peter Griffin : Hey, Hey, Meg, they got a Happy Days spoof in here, but they call it Crappy Days!

• Peter Griffin : [at Quahog Elementary School dressed as Gary the No-Trash Cougar]  Brian, This time I think I got just the thing people'll remember me for. I am gonna stop pollution with my new, lovable character, Gary the No-Trash Cougar.

  [puts headpiece on] 

  Peter Griffin : [Dressed as Gary the No-Trash Cougar, cocks gun and points it at kids in cafeteria who are hiding under the tables]  Pick up your trash! I wanna know whose cup this is!

  [fires a bullet at the ceiling] 

  Peter Griffin : I said, I wanna know whose cup this is!

  [a girl comes out from under the table, raises her hand] 

  Peter Griffin : [Peter, dressed as Gary the No-Trash Cougar points the gun at the girl as he instructs her to pick up the cup] 

  [girl throws cop in garbage] 

  Peter Griffin : Thank you sweetie. See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in? Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says: "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage!" Spread the word!

  [fires several more shots at the ceiling before leaving] 

• Tom Tucker : How did you manage to blindly rescue that man from that burning building?

  Peter Griffin : That freaking place was on fire?

• Peter Griffin : [Peter is dressed as Gary, the No-Trash Cougar]  Pick up your trash!

  [takes out a gun and waves it around] 

  Peter Griffin : Pick up your trash!

  Peter Griffin : [points to a wayward cup]  I wanna know whose cup this is!

  Peter Griffin : [fires two shots into the ceiling]  I said, I wanna know whose cup this is!

  Peter Griffin : [little girl raises her hand]  Pick it up! Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

  [little girl picks up the cup] 

  Peter Griffin : Thank you, sweetie! You see what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in?

  Peter Griffin : Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says, "Give a lobbage - throw out your garbage"

  [fires two more shots into the ceiling]