- Danny Amatullo: Well, eh, it looks like this game means a lot to you guys.
- Andy: We're gonna cream those twerps! All we need is a little help from you guys.
- Danny Amatullo: What is this, a grudge match or something?
- Brother Timothy: Eh, St. Jane Francis beat us pretty badly last year and they chose to... indulge themselves in the sin of pride.
- Danny Amatullo: Huh?
- Andy: They rubbed our noses in it.
- Danny Amatullo: Oh.
- Coach Jordan: Look, let me give you guys some free advise, okay? Get out while you can. I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time and it's safe to say you're in way over your head.
- Leroy Johnson: [threatening] I don't know how safe it is to say that, mister...
- Coach Jordan: You just suit yourself.
- Leroy Johnson: I always do.
- Kelly Hayden: You're a regular Mata Hari, Miller.
- Julie Miller: Mata Hari, didn't she have to face a firing squad?
- Danny Amatullo: I bet she had a smile on her face!
- Leroy Johnson: I don't claim to know much about basketball. They look to me like they stink.
- Danny Amatullo: Nah, they're not that good.
- Dwight Mendenhall: [cheering with all his might] Team to the left! Team to the right! Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
- Danny Amatullo: So I can't do it alone!
- Leroy Johnson: I know that.
- Danny Amatullo: So where's your heart?
- Leroy Johnson: I left it in San Francisco, now get off my case.