- Elizabeth Sherwood: Thanks, I owe you one.
- Mrs. Berg: Well, actually that makes six, but who's counting?
- David Reardon: [to Coco] The way I see it: I've got a chance to be in an off-Broadway show that you can't be in, and I'm gonna take advantage of that chance.
- [Coco starts to leave but Reardon stops her]
- David Reardon: No wait, come here. Now...
- [sighs]
- David Reardon: You, on the other hand, have more talent than 95 per cent of the kids I've ever taught. And in a way, that's not fair. I hope you take advantage of that, too.
- Lydia Grant: [to mailman] I'll sign, but I can't give you a tip. Teachers are not allowed to tip. Deep pockets and short arms. Occupational hazard.
- Bruno Martelli: What do you mean, 'what do I want?'
- Leroy Johnson: Well, Bruno, you're about as interested in dance as, eh, I am in punctuation, that's what I mean 'what do you want?'.
- Mrs. Berg: I'm not going to get to run the computer, am I?
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: [shakes head] I don't think so.
- Mrs. Berg: Fudge. I just had it programmed to play Space Invaders.
- Lydia Grant: You just slept through a dance that would keep most men awake for a week.
- David Reardon: [stutters] Heck, heh, I was... I was resting my eyes.
- Lydia Grant: Oh yeah, my mother's a duck.