- Natalie Green: You're looking at zero self image here with heavy psychiatrist bills in the future!
- Blair Warner: And heavy doctor bills right now.
- Natalie Green: Mrs Garrett, you know what she did to me. I had to pay her back.
- Edna Garrett: But you didn't pay her back, Natalie. That boy is the one who's paying.
- Jo Polniaczek: Nat, what's wrong with you? If you like the guy, grab him and tell him he drives you out of your tree.
- Blair Warner: [to Jo] You're such a simple life form.
- Dink Lockwood: Hey, it's the Bronx bombshell! You read any good books lately?
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah, Dink. Read any good Coco Puff boxes?
- Edna Garrett: I've been listening to you kids. Sometimes, you have about as much compassion as a school of piranhas.