- Blair Warner: [following up on their yo-yo bet] Didn't you see any of that?
- Jo Polniaczek: Any of what?
- Blair Warner: [cocky] All right, Polniaczek. Stand back and eat my smoke. Ready?
- Jo Polniaczek: Go crazy.
- Blair Warner: Around the world.
- Natalie Green: [Blair starts, but the yo-yo goes wild] HIT THE DIRT!
- Jo Polniaczek: Josephine's is really fancy. They've even got a dress code.
- Blair Warner: 'No bare feet' is not a dress code!
- Blair Warner: [while Natalie's nervously preparing to meet her birth mother] Nat, will you relax?
- Natalie Green: How can I relax? I don't even know what to call her. My natural mother, my birth mother, my biological mother.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Natalie...
- Natalie Green: What have I gotten myself into? Mother's Day is gonna cost me a fortune.
- Blair Warner: One week, Polniaczek... and I'll be able to do anything you can do!
- Jo Polniaczek: You're on! I like watching you make a fool of yourself.