Extras (TV Series)

Ross Kemp & Vinnie Jones (2005)

Ricky Gervais: Andy Millman

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• Maggie Jacobs : [trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line]  Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Ultimate Force, Spandau Ballet...

  Andy Millman : He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.

  Maggie Jacobs : Aren't they brothers?

  Andy Millman : In Spandau Ballet, it's Martin Kemp and Gary Kemp.

  Maggie Jacobs : So who's this one?

  Andy Millman : Ross Kemp.

  Maggie Jacobs : Who's his brother?

  Andy Millman : I... I don't know if he's got a brother.

  Maggie Jacobs : Yes, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.

  Andy Millman : Phil Mitchell?

  Maggie Jacobs : Yes.

  Andy Millman : Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.

  Maggie Jacobs : Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.

  Andy Millman : [getting exasperated]  What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!

  [Maggie is still looking very puzzled] 

  Andy Millman : What bit's confusing you?

  Maggie Jacobs : [after a pause. mumbles]  The brothers.

  Andy Millman : The brothers.

  [an extra walks by wearing a futuristic sci-fi costume] 

  Andy Millman : Is that confusing you too? Do you think we've landed in the future?

  Maggie Jacobs : Shut your face!

• Andy Millman : You just want someone to call up and give me an advert?

  Andy's Agent : That would be amazing. That would be brilliant.

  Andy Millman : OK, make sure the phone's on the hook, then.

  Andy's Agent : You joke about it - it was unplugged for two days, no-one noticed !

• Andy Millman : Right, this is the deal... you've been my agent for what, five years? And you're not getting me any real acting work.

  Andy's Agent : Nothing's coming in.

  Andy Millman : [incredulously]  Nothing's come in in five years.

  Andy's Agent : That's the problem. I know. I'm as annoyed as you are, but I'm not sure there's a demand for, you know, little 45-year-old blokes.

  Andy Millman : 43.

  Andy's Agent : Whatever. You know, I just... I wonder, are you sure you want to be an actor? You know, you've given it five years; nothing's come in. Maybe it's time to just throw in the towel.

  Andy Millman : [holding out his arm, as if introducing his agent to an imaginary crowd]  My agent, ladies and gentlemen! My agent.

• Andy Millman : Hi Greg.

  Greg : Indeed I am.